Posts by Shoe Critic

Ties for your feet

Ties for your feet

In touch with your masculine side? Not so much, viagra buy ladies.

Hoof and gun disease

Hoof and gun disease

These cows were probably styled by Jeff Koons, drugs like he did the Michael Jackson sculpture. It makes for an interesting art piece but, actually wearing these, is another story.

Even Gwenyth can’t get away with it

Just because you’re beautiful and famous doesn’t mean you can get away with wearing ugly shoes. That just means they will stand out more.

There is such a thing as too much

Alexander McQueen does it again. Now he chose to take all his scrap jewelry and put it on a shoe. Not so much.

Possessed by Shiny Alien Intestines

Alexander McQueen was inspired by Atlantis… If this is what Atlantis was, clinic good thing it sank then.

Stud Obsession

Stud Obsession

Don’t try going through TSA with these boots. Also, pharmacy stay away from the MRI machine unless you want to be sucked in by a giant magnet.

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Wearing these shoes in the country will get you shot by some redneck looking for dinner. Think twice before wearing these “lucky” rabbit feet!

Cow Stepper

Cow Stepper

Casual footwear designed for the Cracker Barrel crowd…please do not spill any more of that sausage gravy on my new shoes!

Boxing Feet

Boxing Feet

I thought it would be great to start the week with some funny shoes. If your co-workers are giving you a hard time you can hit them with these.

Moon Shoes

Moon Shoes

They had to tell people these shoes were good for their legs because no one in their right mind would ever consider buying these just because they liked them. They are supposed to tone your legs as you walk… Um, viagra 100mg yeah, pilule well... [+]