Posts by Shoe Critic

If the Grim Reaper had feet

If the Grim Reaper had feet

These fetish-inspired Phylea shoes look like something the Grim reaper would wear. Lovely.

Someone drew on my shoes!

Someone drew on my shoes!

In case you were wondering what was inside these shoes, ambulance Comme des Garcons did a drawing on them to give you a hint. And they come in black too!

Camel Toe Shoes

Camel Toe Shoes

Some people call these split toe shoes by Martin Margiela genius and even comfortable. Not so sure about that. For me words like cow, story pig, and camel come to mind.

Shoes to make you Gagag

Shoes to make you Gagag

Lady Gaga has always tried so hard to push the limits with fashion. She definitely accomplishes that and more with these gravity-defying, symptoms nine-inch platforms by Japanese accessories designer Noritaka Tatehana. Talk about thinking outside of the box.

Free Pass to Jail

Free Pass to Jail

These should be in Monopoly jail. Here is a rad pair of Monopoly reebok shoes – advance to boardwalk?? (I actually like them). Monopoly’s 75th anniversary was last month.

Bridal shoes to send you running for the hills

I didn’t think there would be something worse than poofy bride’s dresses. I was wrong. The Lovely Bride has a line of bridal sneakers that takes tacky wedding paraphernalia to another level. MamaPop says they’re for when you want your feet to look like a... [+]

Literally, Crappy Shoes

Literally, Crappy Shoes

Where to start with these? They are shoes made out of elephant poo… Need I say more? If you’re too curious or too grossed out, generic Highsnobette tells the story of the origin of these shoes. They were conceived by an artist called INSA for... [+]

Shoes Bone-in

Shoes Bone-in

Now when you walk, health   you can show off your bones, your bone heels that is. And because they are so “fabulous“, they are modestly priced at $1495 by DSquared.

Invisible High Heel Sneakers

Who said sneakers couldn’t be fancy? Converse is trying to appeal more to short women in this attempt to do high heel sneakers. Fail!

Foot stools

Foot stools

In case your feet get jealous of your behind for having a chair to sit on, what is ed here are stools that you can wear on your feet.