Posts by Shoe Critic

Cheetah and goldfish all-in-one

Cheetah and goldfish all-in-one

This shoe is part of PleaserUSA‘s line of Halloween footwear. You can dress as a cheetah that swallowed a goldfish. They come in cheetah print, see zebra print, black, and white.

Shaggy dog meets denim

Shaggy dog meets denim

Pink denim, this web tassels, order gold studs, gold heels, and shaggy fur: a recipe for disaster. These works of art from Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 Collection cost $2,080. View the full collection here. (Yes, there’s a whole collection of these shoes.)

Ninja shoes

Ninja shoes

Halloween is coming up soon. You can use these shoes by Martin Margiela if you want to dress up as a ninja. And they’re now on sale for the low price of $152.

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

This is the new fad in Houston?…. Hmmm…. Inspired by swordfish, no rx these shoes give you a way to use all that left-over glitter you had laying around the house.

This is not a game

This is not a game

You know all those times you want to take your Gameboy with you but you don’t have enough room in your bag? Helen Red Richards came up with a solution for this problem: platform shoes that can conveniently store your video game console so you... [+]

UGGly

UGGly

Ugg boots are everywhere now. Every actress/singer/socialite is wearing them, this thus everyone else is wearing them, pills too. Here are some more “creative” versions of these monstrous creations.

Not for the single ladies

Not for the single ladies

Only Beyonce can get away with wearing these ballerina-inspired heels and dance in them too. They look like Chinese torture to me.

Lady Gaga Hearts Meat

Lady Gaga Hearts Meat

Lady Gaga wore a dress made of raw meat for the VMAs and she didn’t forget the shoes to accompany it. Is this a protest against vegetarians? Is she on the Atkins diet?

Posh Kinky Boots

Posh Kinky Boots

It’s heelless shoe craze! Here’s Victoria Beckham wearing Antonio Berardi over-the-knee PVC boots. It’s shoes and pants all in one.

Kinky Boots

Kinky Boots

I have noticed there is a huge craze for heelless shoes. These ones by Nina Ricci seem to be inspired by an adult toy store. Maybe she’s trying to diversify to niche markets?