Ugly Shoes

Greek Gods Will Fall

Shoe Critic — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:44:53 +0000

This is Reebok’s Greek Mythology sneaker series. I just think there is nothing godly about them.

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Stars Should Stay In The Sky

Shoe Critic — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 02:20:59 +0000

The Nike Air Foamposite One Galaxy sneaker has constellations printed on the sides. Stars look great as a computer screen saver, but as a shoe, not so much.

Photos from Sneaker Freaker

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Pinky and The Brain

Shoe Critic — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 14:01:54 +0000

These shoes were showcased in a China Fashion Week a couple of years back. They must be pretty smart shoes, since they look like they have huge brains on them.

Photo from Luxist

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Big Collar Ruffles

Shoe Critic — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 13:45:59 +0000

Shoe designer Bruno Frisoni had a thing for medieval big collars, so he decided why not put them on a pair of shoes? This is the result.

Photos from Exshoesme and Tomimito

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Lil' Wayne Teddy Shoes

Shoe Critic — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:10:51 +0000

So I already posted about Jeremy Scott’s teddy bear shoes, but I just had to add these. Lil’ Wayne wore these Adidas at the Grammys. Apparently he’s into flower power. Who knows?

21221222542 by YardieGoals

Photos from Sole Collector

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Rock-A-Bye Shoe

Shoe Critic — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:06:16 +0000

Rock your feet to sleep in these rocking chair shoes by Kobi Levi. Not sure how easy it would be to walk in these, but they’re sure to give you some swagger.

Photos from Kobi Levi

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Shopping Cart Shoes

Shoe Critic — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:06:06 +0000

Grocery shopping will never be the same with these shoes. Now you can conveniently store your oranges and potatoes in your feet!

Photo from Design Swan

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Teddy, Don't Be Mine

Shoe Critic — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:22:30 +0000

In honor of Valentine’s Day, here are some teddy bear sneakers by designer Jeremy Scott for Adidas. They come in pink, beige and panda.

Photos from Adidas, Supra, and High Snobiety

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Where the Wild Things Die

Shoe Critic — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:03:18 +0000

They are made of faux fur (thank goodness), but these Prada Hidden Wedge Boots are something else. They were sold at Nordstrom for $780, but are currently sold out. Imagine that. Monster Ball anyone?

Photos from Style Says

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Mushy, Ripe Bananas

Shoe Critic — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:15:26 +0000

Super soft leather banana mocassins designed by Alessandra Gold. The cost is $139 but they are on Fab at a discounted price of $99.

Photos from Fab

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