Posts by Shoe Critic

Something Fishy

I think these should be reported to PETA. I wonder who thought fish might like to live in a shoe. All the motion might prove to be too much for him. And you’ll end up walking around with a dead fish in your shoe. Wonderful!... [+]

Uggly, even in a small scale

Uggly, even in a small scale

So… UGG came up with their footwear for babies. Is really what we want our future leaders wearing? Photos from iOffer

Hiking Heels

Hiking Heels

For Spring/Summer 2010 Dsquared2 created this camping-inspired line. Don’t know how many people are actually going to go hiking in these. Photos from Shoe Shopz, adiposity a99Kitten’s Musings, for sale and The Fashion Police

Back to the Stone Age

Back to the Stone Age

Last year, click in a London Runway Jeremy Scott showcased his new line. He was designing for famous women like Vilma and Pebbles Flinstone, link and Betty Rubble. Also, viagra order Pussycat Dolls’ Melody Thornton was seen wearing these heels that retail for $510. Photos... [+]

Gold Rush

Gold Rush

The World Gold Council invited an Italian designer to build these pure gold shoes. They are made of 680 grams of pure gold. Photos from Random Citations

Don’t vote for these ugly shoes

In this Election Day, erectile I thought it would be appropriate to feature these eagle/flag shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti. Photos from The Frisky, Trend de la Creme, and Tora J-D

Taxidermy gallore

Taxidermy gallore

Are these supposed to look angelic? Not so sure. Stuffed, this dead pigeons on my shoes? Not so sure, either. Photos from Frosch & Pormtann

Halloween madness

Halloween madness

In honor of Halloween, try I present German designer, Kronier Creations. These strange shoes look like they belong in another planet. Photos from Kronier Creations, Mildred Loves You and Indecorous taste

Nightmare on Shoe St.

Nightmare on Shoe St.

These shoes are part of Nike’s Horror Pack inspired by villains in scary movies. These ones specifically are based on Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street. Photos from Nike Dunk and High Snobiety

Jimmy Choo gone bad

Jimmy Choo gone bad

Not all partnerships work for the better. For example, viagra these boots are the result of Jimmy Choo designing for UGG. As if the boots weren’t ugly enough, viagra buy they expect you to pay $795 for them. Photos from Searching for style and Shopping... [+]