Posts by Shoe Critic

Donuts and Flowers and Cherries

Part flower arrangement, price part cherry pickings, generic and part donut, these shoes seem like they can’t decide what they want to be. They are called Cherry Shaker by Irregular Choice and retail at a whopping $250. Take it all in. Photos from Irregular Choice

Troy Polamalu for Lanvin?

Troy Polamalu for Lanvin?

Check out these Lanvin platform pumps. It looks like Pittsburg Steelers player, dosage  Troy Polamalu, donated a bit of his hair to make these. Well, not really, but in all seriousness, am I being Punked? These cannot be shoes that they expect people to wear... [+]

Moonscape Booties

Moonscape Booties

Meet the Air Jordan XX8. It looks like there is some weird landscape or video game texture printed all around it. Gizmodo put it best: “Bolstered with carbon fiber plates: a purple eyescar sheathed in some kind of snakeskin-meets-moonscape-meets-pixelcamo footcondom. This has gotta be the... [+]

Bad Bad Spikes

Bad Bad Spikes

Prep school shoes meet crazy spikes by Christian Louboutin. Are these self-defense shoes for girls who are being bullied at school? Or are these the shoes bullies wear? Photo from 33 Avenue

Dwyane Wade in Clown Shoes

Dwyane Wade in Clown Shoes

Dwayne Wade wore this pair of Christian Louboutin shoes on his visit to the White House. The Miami Heat player even while wearing a gray suit felt the need to let his team colors shine. The shoes go for $675. Photos from Upscale Hype

High Heel Fin

High Heel Fin

Jean Paul Gaultier created these high-heeled lace-up fins in 2007 for his thirtieth anniversary and called them Les Plongeuses Fin-Heels. They were meant to match his 1977 hooded, cialis 40mg one-piece bathing suit. Makes me want to go swimming. Photo NY Mag

Bite Me! Halloween Shoes

Bite Me! Halloween Shoes

Sometimes the more subtle the disturbance the scarier it is. This is the case with the Apex shoes from Fantich&Young. The sole is entirely made out of teeth: 1, cialis 40mg 050 teeth dentures to be exact. Look at the detail of the gold teeth,... [+]

Bridezilla Found Her Shoe

Bridezilla Found Her Shoe

Cinderella’s Revenge is the name for these shoes. They are made out of Swarovski crystals, there broken shards of glass, and spikes. They seem to be appropriate for Bridezillas everywhere. Photos from Etsy

The Scariest Shoes

The Scariest Shoes

“Humans are Playing God by physically and metaphorically perfecting themselves. Beauty is currently at an all time climax, information pills allowing this project to explore what lies beyond perfection. Scary Beautiful challenges current beauty ideals by inflicting an unexpected new beauty standard.” – Leanie van der Vyver, creator of... [+]

Keep on Rolling

Keep on Rolling

 A rolling platform. Whenever I think I’ve seen it all, medical I am proven wrong. Jeffrey Campbell came up with this contraption. I’m guessing to jump into the Heelys bandwagon. Apparently they were a hit because they are sold out! (or they only made one... [+]