Posts in Women’s Shoes
Louboutin Sells Trash for $1000
Christian Louboutin has taken on the eco-friendly route. These Eurotrash peep-toes feature a collage of random scraps of paper, fabric, and thread (aka: Paris trash). So, no two pairs are exactly the same. They retail for $1095. Who wants to pay for them? Photos from... [+]
Elle Fanning's Shoes
Check out Elle Fanning at the Twilight Premiere of Breaking Dawn wearing these shoes that look like a craft project from Etsy. Here’s a quote from Go Fug Yourself: “These are literally the ugliest shoes that ever happened. They look like someone took the prop... [+]
Summer's Coming
Summer is just around the corner, but please don’t let it catch you in these. They are called Coral Reef by Irregular Choice. They have palm tree cut-outs over wooden sandals. I’m sure you could find a Hawaiian shirt that’s just as horrible to match.... [+]
Weird Cowboy Wedge
These shoes are called Chocolate Banana Smoothie. Why, you say? I have no idea. And if they’re not overly embellished, the cage bit is WEIRD. Where do your feet go? And what’s with the flower on the front? You can find them at Irregular Choice... [+]
Donuts and Flowers and Cherries
Part flower arrangement, part cherry pickings, and part donut, these shoes seem like they can’t decide what they want to be. They are called Cherry Shaker by Irregular Choice and retail at a whopping $250. Take it all in. Photos from Irregular Choice
Troy Polamalu for Lanvin?
Check out these Lanvin platform pumps. It looks like Pittsburg Steelers player, Troy Polamalu, donated a bit of his hair to make these. Well, not really, but in all seriousness, am I being Punked? These cannot be shoes that they expect people to wear for real.... [+]
Bad Bad Spikes
Prep school shoes meet crazy spikes by Christian Louboutin. Are these self-defense shoes for girls who are being bullied at school? Or are these the shoes bullies wear? Photo from 33 Avenue
High Heel Fin
Jean Paul Gaultier created these high-heeled lace-up fins in 2007 for his thirtieth anniversary and called them Les Plongeuses Fin-Heels. They were meant to match his 1977 hooded, one-piece bathing suit. Makes me want to go swimming. Photo NY Mag
Bridezilla Found Her Shoe
Cinderella’s Revenge is the name for these shoes. They are made out of Swarovski crystals, broken shards of glass, and spikes. They seem to be appropriate for Bridezillas everywhere. Photos from Etsy
The Scariest Shoes
“Humans are Playing God by physically and metaphorically perfecting themselves. Beauty is currently at an all time climax, allowing this project to explore what lies beyond perfection. Scary Beautiful challenges current beauty ideals by inflicting an unexpected new beauty standard.” – Leanie van der Vyver, creator of Scary Beautiful... [+]