Posts in August 23, 2010
If you are seeing someone with these shoes, she is definitely the Super Freaky girl you don’t take home to Mama.
Don’t try going through TSA with these boots. Also, stay away from the MRI machine unless you want to be sucked in by a giant magnet.
Wearing these shoes in the country will get you shot by some redneck looking for dinner. Think twice before wearing these “lucky” rabbit feet!
Casual footwear designed for the Cracker Barrel crowd…please do not spill any more of that sausage gravy on my new shoes!
I thought it would be great to start the week with some funny shoes. If your co-workers are giving you a hard time you can hit them with these.