Posts tagged ugly shoes

Possessed by Shiny Alien Intestines

Alexander McQueen was inspired by Atlantis… If this is what Atlantis was, clinic good thing it sank then.

Bedazzled Torture

Bedazzled Torture

Chinese torture shoes to be used on all female terrorism suspects prior to their waterboarding…. which should be a relief if the shoes are removed! What was Alexander McQueen thinking?

Shoes for dollar bills

Shoes for dollar bills

If you are seeing someone with these shoes, more about she is definitely the Super Freaky girl you don’t take home to Mama.

Stud Obsession

Stud Obsession

Don’t try going through TSA with these boots. Also, pharmacy stay away from the MRI machine unless you want to be sucked in by a giant magnet.

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Wearing these shoes in the country will get you shot by some redneck looking for dinner. Think twice before wearing these “lucky” rabbit feet!

Cow Stepper

Cow Stepper

Casual footwear designed for the Cracker Barrel crowd…please do not spill any more of that sausage gravy on my new shoes!

Boxing Feet

Boxing Feet

I thought it would be great to start the week with some funny shoes. If your co-workers are giving you a hard time you can hit them with these.

Moon Shoes

Moon Shoes

They had to tell people these shoes were good for their legs because no one in their right mind would ever consider buying these just because they liked them. They are supposed to tone your legs as you walk… Um, viagra 100mg yeah, pilule well... [+]

Funky Green Shoes

Funky Green Shoes

These shoes were part of a list of “Nine Ugly Shoes“. I thought they were ugly enough to be featured solo in this post and admired for their extravagant color and larger-than-life platform heel.

Inspired by alien snakes

Inspired by alien snakes

Alien, story snakeskin, sickness and the color blue. What more could you ask for? “These look like handicapped Godzilla’s prosthetic feet“. I agree.