Posts tagged ugly shoes

Moonscape Booties

Moonscape Booties

Meet the Air Jordan XX8. It looks like there is some weird landscape or video game texture printed all around it. Gizmodo put it best: “Bolstered with carbon fiber plates: a purple eyescar sheathed in some kind of snakeskin-meets-moonscape-meets-pixelcamo footcondom. This has gotta be the... [+]

Bad Bad Spikes

Bad Bad Spikes

Prep school shoes meet crazy spikes by Christian Louboutin. Are these self-defense shoes for girls who are being bullied at school? Or are these the shoes bullies wear? Photo from 33 Avenue

Dwyane Wade in Clown Shoes

Dwyane Wade in Clown Shoes

Dwayne Wade wore this pair of Christian Louboutin shoes on his visit to the White House. The Miami Heat player even while wearing a gray suit felt the need to let his team colors shine. The shoes go for $675. Photos from Upscale Hype

High Heel Fin

High Heel Fin

Jean Paul Gaultier created these high-heeled lace-up fins in 2007 for his thirtieth anniversary and called them Les Plongeuses Fin-Heels. They were meant to match his 1977 hooded, cialis 40mg one-piece bathing suit. Makes me want to go swimming. Photo NY Mag

The Scariest Shoes

The Scariest Shoes

“Humans are Playing God by physically and metaphorically perfecting themselves. Beauty is currently at an all time climax, information pills allowing this project to explore what lies beyond perfection. Scary Beautiful challenges current beauty ideals by inflicting an unexpected new beauty standard.” – Leanie van der Vyver, creator of... [+]

Keep on Rolling

Keep on Rolling

 A rolling platform. Whenever I think I’ve seen it all, medical I am proven wrong. Jeffrey Campbell came up with this contraption. I’m guessing to jump into the Heelys bandwagon. Apparently they were a hit because they are sold out! (or they only made one... [+]

Wooden Wheel

Wooden Wheel

I thought the best way to start back up again would be to go back to nature. So let’s start with something wooden. I found these wooden platform booties and can’t imagine how you could possibly walk with them, more about let alone go up... [+]

Flower Fail

Flower Fail

Converse sneakers can be really cool but they can also go terribly wrong. Here is an example of a good idea badly executed. Photo from Camilla Stenmark

Steampunk Booties

Steampunk Booties

These steampunk shoes are sold at Ebay. They look like some contraption from a Sherlock Holmes movie: interesting, dosage but I wouldn’t be caught dead in them. Photos from Ebay.

Ugly Shoes of the 00's

Ugly Shoes of the 00's

These awkward shoes from the 2000s were fortunate enough to breeze the red carpet. Not sure what stylists were thinking, doctor but looking back on them now is pretty embarrassing. From Britney Spears to Rachel Leigh Cook to Gwenyth Paltrow, view everyone bought into this... [+]