Ties for your feet

Ties for your feet

In touch with your masculine side? Not so much, viagra buy ladies.

Hoof and gun disease

Hoof and gun disease

These cows were probably styled by Jeff Koons, drugs like he did the Michael Jackson sculpture. It makes for an interesting art piece but, actually wearing these, is another story.

Even Gwenyth can’t get away with it

Just because you’re beautiful and famous doesn’t mean you can get away with wearing ugly shoes. That just means they will stand out more.

There is such a thing as too much

Alexander McQueen does it again. Now he chose to take all his scrap jewelry and put it on a shoe. Not so much.

Possessed by Shiny Alien Intestines

Alexander McQueen was inspired by Atlantis… If this is what Atlantis was, clinic good thing it sank then.

Bedazzled Torture

Bedazzled Torture

Chinese torture shoes to be used on all female terrorism suspects prior to their waterboarding…. which should be a relief if the shoes are removed! What was Alexander McQueen thinking?

Shoes for dollar bills

Shoes for dollar bills

If you are seeing someone with these shoes, more about she is definitely the Super Freaky girl you don’t take home to Mama.

Stud Obsession

Stud Obsession

Don’t try going through TSA with these boots. Also, pharmacy stay away from the MRI machine unless you want to be sucked in by a giant magnet.

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Lucky Rabbit Feet

Wearing these shoes in the country will get you shot by some redneck looking for dinner. Think twice before wearing these “lucky” rabbit feet!

Cow Stepper

Cow Stepper

Casual footwear designed for the Cracker Barrel crowd…please do not spill any more of that sausage gravy on my new shoes!