About This Mess

Welcome to Ugly Shoes, a running catalog of the most hideous, horrible, big, bad shoes the world has to offer. We have been documenting footwear that should have stayed a sketch since 2010.

You will find shoes made of dead animals, shoes wearing more crystals than sense, shoes from outer space, and shoes worn by famous people who really should have known better. We sort them by theme so you can suffer them in an orderly fashion: Roadkill Runway, Death by Bling, Nightmare Fuel, and the rest of the lineup up top.

No shoe is too ugly here. In fact, the uglier the better. Spotted a crime against feet in the wild? Send it in. Your eyes have already seen too much, so you may as well share the pain.

Cheers,
The Shoe Critic