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Bite Me! Halloween Shoes

Shoe Critic — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 13:00:40 +0000

Sometimes the more subtle the disturbance the scarier it is. This is the case with the Apex shoes from Fantich&Young. The sole is entirely made out of teeth: 1,050 teeth dentures to be exact. Look at the detail of the gold teeth, too. Here is what they say about these shoes: "Apex predators are predators with no predators of their own, residing at the top of their food chain." I would be really creeped out if I saw someone wearing these.

Go here to see the matching Predator suit made entirely of human hair!

Photos from Fantich&Young

Bridezilla Found Her Shoe

Shoe Critic — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:00:16 +0000

Cinderella's Revenge is the name for these shoes. They are made out of Swarovski crystals, broken shards of glass, and spikes. They seem to be appropriate for Bridezillas everywhere.

Photos from Etsy

A Month in Shoes: August

Shoe Critic — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 21:57:28 +0000

In case you missed any of them or just can’t get enough, here are the featured shoes for August. Enjoy!

A Month in Shoes: July

Shoe Critic — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 12:24:19 +0000

In case you missed any of them or just can’t get enough, here are the featured shoes for July. Enjoy!

Stinky Cheese Shoes

Shoe Critic — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 14:23:53 +0000

These are called the Jimmy Cheese shoes and they are made out of stale cheddar cheese sandwiches. They were designed by fashion student Lisa Dillon. After wearing them your feet will smell like stinky cheese... Yum!

Take a look at other food-inspired shoes:

Photos from Daily Mail

Have Some Pony Fur

Shoe Critic — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 03:40:50 +0000

These shoes are made from pony hair. Christian Louboutin calls them "Puck". See them below worn by Chrissy Lampkin. I always wanted a pony, but definitely not like this.

Photos from Necole Bitchie and Johanna by Johanna

DIY Rhino Shoes

Shoe Critic — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 12:48:16 +0000

These shoes are part of a DIY project to make Rodarte-looking shoes. They are pretty successful in creating monster shoes. Photo from OutsaPop Trashion

Chain Shoes

Shoe Critic — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 01:40:17 +0000

These shoes are concepts by Swedish design students Tove Jansson and Per Emanuelsson. They were tasked to come up with ideas based on two very opposite ideas; floating and the restriction of being chained down.

Photo from Trend Land

Lagos Girls and Ugly Shoes

Shoe Critic — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:46:04 +0000

So, I found this article that asks the question: why do Lagos girls wear such ugly shoes? Here are some examples.

Photos from Seriously Doughnuts

Mariah Carey in Dior

Shoe Critic — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 17:46:22 +0000

Mariah Carey was spotted last winter strolling through the snow in these red boots by Dior. The boots have been described as: "The boots were frumpy, bright red, and the tops were stuffed with what looked like the remains of a Muppet. A poor addition to an outfit that would have been perfectly fine otherwise."

Photos from Decades and Dangerous Lee