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Nightmare on Shoe St.

Shoe Critic — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:37:35 +0000

These shoes are part of Nike's Horror Pack inspired by villains in scary movies. These ones specifically are based on Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.

Photos from Nike Dunk and High Snobiety

Qwerty nonsense

Shoe Critic — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:31:08 +0000

This shoe was presented during the 14th China International Clothing and Accessories Fair. And the one below is just made so you can leave your footprint in this world (in the form of a qwerty keyboard?)

Photos from Incredible World

These should be suspended

Shoe Critic — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:45:22 +0000

...permanently. Z-coil shoes promise to reduce impact to the body when walking. But you will be sure to cause an impact on everyone else.

C-3PO called: It wants its boots back

Shoe Critic — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 10:56:03 +0000

These are part of Givenchy's Spring/Summer 2010 collection. They are available for $500.

Photos from High Snobiety

Raise your flag, or your shoe

Shoe Critic — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:39:13 +0000

K. Swiss created a whole line of shoes to wear for the World Cup to show your team pride.

Stuck on gum

Shoe Critic — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 10:19:31 +0000

Ever had gum stuck to your shoe? Now, troche you can buy shoes with gum already on them! Like these sneaker heels by Kobi Levi.

Photos from Kobi Levi

Free Pass to Jail

Shoe Critic — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:07:13 +0000

These should be in Monopoly jail. Here is a rad pair of Monopoly reebok shoes – advance to boardwalk??

(I actually like them).

Monopoly's 75th anniversary was last month.

Bridal shoes to send you running for the hills

Shoe Critic — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:14:14 +0000

I didn't think there would be something worse than poofy bride's dresses. I was wrong. The Lovely Bride has a line of bridal sneakers that takes tacky wedding paraphernalia to another level. MamaPop says they're for when you want your feet to look like a pair of specialized cakes at a party for nurses. And they even have them in blue!

Invisible High Heel Sneakers

Shoe Critic — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 15:34:22 +0000

Who said sneakers couldn't be fancy? Converse is trying to appeal more to short women in this attempt to do high heel sneakers. Fail!

Moon Shoes

Shoe Critic — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 16:12:20 +0000

They had to tell people these shoes were good for their legs because no one in their right mind would ever consider buying these just because they liked them. They are supposed to tone your legs as you walk... Um, viagra 100mg yeah, pilule well if it means being seen in public with them I'd rather run an extra mile everyday.