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Nightmare on Shoe St.

Shoe Critic — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 10:37:35 +0000

These shoes are part of Nike's Horror Pack inspired by villains in scary movies. These ones specifically are based on Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street.

Photos from Nike Dunk and High Snobiety

Qwerty nonsense

Shoe Critic — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:31:08 +0000

This shoe was presented during the 14th China International Clothing and Accessories Fair. And the one below is just made so you can leave your footprint in this world (in the form of a qwerty keyboard?)

Photos from Incredible World

These should be suspended

Shoe Critic — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:45:22 +0000

...permanently. Z-coil shoes promise to reduce impact to the body when walking. But you will be sure to cause an impact on everyone else.

Birkenstocks should be banned

Shoe Critic — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 11:22:18 +0000

There really is no excuse for Birkenstocks. I don't care how many celebrities wear them, doctor I'd rather go barefoot. Below: Naomi Watts and Drew Barrymore wearing them.

Photos from Fame Crawler and Yo Beat

Leonardo DiCaprio with his, thumb and Heidi Klum with her original Birkenstock creations. The gold ones are also designed by Heidi Klum.

Photo from German World and Your Starz

Photo from Sun Sentinnel

Raise your flag, or your shoe

Shoe Critic — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:39:13 +0000

K. Swiss created a whole line of shoes to wear for the World Cup to show your team pride.

Cheetah and goldfish all-in-one

Shoe Critic — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:21:15 +0000

This shoe is part of PleaserUSA's line of Halloween footwear. You can dress as a cheetah that swallowed a goldfish. They come in cheetah print, see zebra print, black, and white.

Houston, we have a problem

Shoe Critic — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 11:07:51 +0000

This is the new fad in Houston?.... Hmmm.... Inspired by swordfish, no rx these shoes give you a way to use all that left-over glitter you had laying around the house.

Free Pass to Jail

Shoe Critic — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:07:13 +0000

These should be in Monopoly jail. Here is a rad pair of Monopoly reebok shoes – advance to boardwalk??

(I actually like them).

Monopoly's 75th anniversary was last month.

Cow Stepper

Shoe Critic — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 00:31:43 +0000

Casual footwear designed for the Cracker Barrel crowd...please do not spill any more of that sausage gravy on my new shoes!

Boxing Feet

Shoe Critic — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 15:01:19 +0000

I thought it would be great to start the week with some funny shoes. If your co-workers are giving you a hard time you can hit them with these.